Obamagasm

And a great shuddering moan rolls across our nation today...

“Some princes are born in palaces. Some are born in mangers. But a few are born in the imagination, out of scraps of history and hope....Barack Hussein Obama did not win because of the color of his skin. Nor did he win in spite of it. He won because at a very dangerous moment in the life of a still young country, more people than have ever spoken before came together to try to save it. And that was a victory all its own.” - Time’s Nancy Gibbs, Nov. 17 cover story.

...with apologies to Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."

It's more like this...

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged elected by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."

Sheriff Andy Taylor & the Patriot Act

Sheriff Andy Taylor's still a pretty smart fella!