We the People Stimulus Package

Swine Flu Freak-Out

Number of Deaths in U.S.- 

Swine Flu - 2 (current US figure)

Flu - 36,000/year

Stroke - 143,000/year

Cancer - 559,000/year

Heart Disease - 650,000/year

Abortions - 1,370,000/year

okay, WTF?

"Of course the orders still stand!"

DOD 1404.10 - DoD Civilian Expeditionary Workforce

Department of Defense DIRECTIVE NUMBER 1404.10

Dated 23 January 2009 - 4 days after taking the oath of office and President Obama starts the process to set up his own personal army - wonderful...

"1. PURPOSE. This Directive:
a. Reissues DoD Directive (DoDD) 1404.10 (Reference (a)) under a new title to establish the policy through which an appropriately sized subset of the DoD civilian workforce is preidentified to be organized, trained, and equipped in a manner that facilitates the use of their capabilities for operational requirements. These requirements are typically away from the normal work locations of DoD civilians, or in situations where other civilians may be evacuated to assist military forces where the use of DoD civilians is appropriate. These employees shall be collectively known as the DoD Civilian Expeditionary Workforce. Members of the DoD Civilian Expeditionary Workforce shall be organized, trained, cleared, equipped, and ready to deploy in support of combat operations by the military; contingencies; emergency operations; humanitarian missions; disaster relief; restoration of order; drug interdiction; and stability operations of the Department of Defense in accordance with DoDD 3000.05 (Reference (b))."

Obamagasm

And a great shuddering moan rolls across our nation today...

“Some princes are born in palaces. Some are born in mangers. But a few are born in the imagination, out of scraps of history and hope....Barack Hussein Obama did not win because of the color of his skin. Nor did he win in spite of it. He won because at a very dangerous moment in the life of a still young country, more people than have ever spoken before came together to try to save it. And that was a victory all its own.” - Time’s Nancy Gibbs, Nov. 17 cover story.

...with apologies to Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."

It's more like this...

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged elected by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."

Sheriff Andy Taylor & the Patriot Act

Sheriff Andy Taylor's still a pretty smart fella!